Bologna

The opposite or H.A.M. (Hard As a Mother-fucker).

I be goin H.A.M. but you niggas are straight bologna!

by t`RAV September 10, 2011

bologna

1. A vagina loose to the point that it looks like nasty, old, and delapitated bologna. Also see "Roast Beef"

"I've never such bologna on a chick in my life!"

by JonesinJones May 23, 2005

Wild Bologna Pony

Slang term for a penis.

"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"

OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."

by poopfloop September 22, 2011

barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

bologna tits

Another way to say bullshit

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay

by Heisenberg125 December 22, 2013

FA-BO-LO-US

someone who likes to have other people interact with his "kids".

"Whoops, there go my kids all over your face."

by David Cho February 12, 2005

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006