cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.

Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.

by VY! January 19, 2024

Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.

Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.

by VY! January 19, 2024

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Sigma BLANKING ERUPTION

When your edging session fails and you accidentally finish and scream "THIS IS FOR CHIEF LEPOHOMA." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALL OVER THE WALLS

Oh no I just had a Sigma Blanking Eruption and it's all over my cat, MOM HELP!!!

by CHEELEPEDGE23 March 13, 2024

Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.

"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024