Blarphe

A strange bird type creature. It is very dark, related to the crow.

Jordan is a Blarphe

by Esme_Rosen_Cullen December 17, 2008

blapology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009

Blaplsnorfin

a word used to replace any swear word. instead of saying a curse word, you can juist say blaplsnorfin.

Person 1: are you ready for that test today?
Person 2: what?! theres a test today?!
Person 1: uhm, yeeah
Person 2: UGH BLAPLSNORFIN!

by DolphinLover17 November 9, 2009

blaspar

Someone who frequently quotes urban dictionary trying to be cool

person 1: don't be a keener

person 2: don't be a blaspar

by bassdrum April 22, 2011

Blampire

a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.

What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!

by Blampire101 December 10, 2011

blasphunny

A portmanteau of the word "blasphemy" and "funny." Something that is outrageously religiously offensive, yet undeniably hilarious.

The day after the Broncos lost, my buddy Dan put up a picture of Jesus rolling away the stone, with the caption, "That was a good nap...wait, was the Broncos game tonight?"

Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.

by Geoff Lilley January 23, 2012

blasphemacating

In the act of blasphemy

April was Blasphemacating at dinner.

by random blasphemacater March 4, 2012