Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.
Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.
Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
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Anonymous is a loose, decentralized collective of hackers/activists (hacktivists) born from the dark corner of the internet on the website known as 4chan (message board). Anonymous started out as a group in it just for the Lulz (lol's) but grew quickly into the activism world when they started an operation against the religion of Scientology. The group fights against censorship primarily dealing with the web and have fought to preserve individual privacy/anonymity. They have also been tied to the Occupy Wall Street and Wikileaks movements. Currently, Anonymous has developed into a focal point for internet security and civil rights while fighting against 'oppressive' governments.
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"I've never even met that guy before, but judging by the way he's walking, I already feel anonymosity towards him."
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Do not anger an Anns, she will rip your head off. If you infuriate an Anns, she will strike back when least expected, in an unpredictable manner. It will make you wish you were never born. Beware of asking for her brutal honesty. Only men with a good sense of security and self-knowledge can endure an Anns' honesty.
She is the best girlfriend, the best friend, and the worst enemy. You would be a lucky man to have her. You are a blithering idiot if you don't marry her. Men chase her from all walks of life for her beauty, her charm, and her undeniably wonderful personality. When an Anns loves, she will never think twice about dying for that person she loves. She will absorb all the evil in the world to keep you safe from harm. You will think she is an evil, conniving bitch, but I assure you, you do not have the slightest clue as to what you say or think I guarantee you are 110% mistaken.
There is no one like her. You can have make-shift Anns, but she will never come close to an Anns, henceforth can never be better.
Do not anger an Anns, she will rip your head off. If you infuriate an Anns, she will strike back when least expected, in an unpredictable manner. It will make you wish you were never born. Beware of asking for her brutal honesty. Only men with a good sense of security and self-knowledge can endure an Anns' honesty.
She is the best girlfriend, the best friend, and the worst enemy. You would be a lucky man to have her. You are a blithering idiot if you don't marry her. Men chase her from all walks of life for her beauty, her charm, and her undeniably wonderful personality. When an Anns loves, she will never think twice about dying for that person she loves. She will absorb all the evil in the world to keep you safe from harm. You will think she is an evil, conniving bitch, but I assure you, you do not have the slightest clue as to what you say or think I guarantee you are 110% mistaken.
There is no one like her. You can have make-shift Anns, but she will never come close to an Anns, henceforth can never be better.
Bro: You've only been together for 2 months, bro! Why'd you ask her to marry you?
Me: Because once you have an Anns, you marry her. Period.
Me: Because once you have an Anns, you marry her. Period.
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