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Get a movie the whole family will love 

Get a movie the whole family will love Ron Jeremy the parents love my large body of work the kids will love the money shot
Let's get a movie the whole family will love Ron Jeremy

There will be 

blood (blood) shed (shed)
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one (one) left (left)
Will ride upon the dragon's back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
It's the only thing I've ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight
There will be bloodshed
you then fucking die

I will fight you. Right in the face. 

The specific threat tied to the ensuing brawl that breaks out amongst Bostonians and non-Bostonians once Boston is trash-talked enough.
"...true, after all, he's from Boston."

"I will fight you. Right in the face."

"Too bad the actions never live up to the hype, stereotypical Boston, I'm a shakin' from your words!"

(A fight now breaks out)

The willy wonka 

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
The willy wonka by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

there will be blood 

a character driven film directed by paul thomas anderson and based on the 1927 novel "oil!" by upton sinclair. daniel day-lewis plays the lead "daniel plainview" and gives his usual "oscar-caliber" performance is known for giving as he only seems to act in 2 films every decade. plainview on the surface seems like a simple man trying to get rich off the oil business but when his motives are questioned by a young evangelical preacher (played by paul dano of little miss sunshine) in a small california farming town we soon see another side of him. much more than just a fierce competitor and entrepreneur he doesn't want to just be the best, he wants to see no one else succeed...ever...at all costs. the film documents his decent into madness spanning nearly 30 years from 1898-1927. it is an allegory on consumerism versus faith. it has some of the best character development since taxi driver.

unfortunately i have a feeling this movie will only be remembered by some people for a specific line of dialog "i drink your milkshake! i drink it up!"
guy: i wanna see that movie where the guy says "i drink your milkshake!!!"

me: it called "there will be blood" and if that's the only thing that interests you in seeing this film...don't bother. it's nearly 3 hours long and a character driven period piece. you are much better just watching that clip over and over on "you-tube" and saying it to your friends until you bore of it. because you will most like be bored by this film. i also recommend you go watch napoleon dynamite again...it will have many more quotables for you!

THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED 

A trend on youtube which users take video clips and loop them to make it sound like they are saying something sexist, racist or vulgar.
In the Lion King, there is a scene which Pumba says "Home is where your rump rests". Loop it somewhere and it will sound like he is saying breasts. So therefore, the whole video will be nothing but Pumba repeating "BREASTS" over and over again. Most users who upload those videos will title them "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED"