THE AMAZON TWISTER

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it

Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

Twatter

A social messaging network for women only.

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

toasters, the

the greatest ska band ever. shure the specials were good but.....dude the toasters are just awesome.listen to them and you will agree. duuude they rock. not only that but they just about singlehandedly started the 3rd wave of ska.

im going to get toasted while listening to the toasters

by i am spam!!! June 25, 2004

shit taster

1. (n.) A person whose breath stinks from indeed tasting shit.

2. (n.) An extremely annoying person; a person who talks too much.

1. Oh, my God! Please brush your teeth, you shit taster!

2. Jesus, do you ever shut up, shit taster?

by faggotron fo fags June 24, 2006

Kansas toaster strudle

A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.

Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!

by Big_duck December 23, 2008

Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).

Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

Cum Taster

A mom of a young teen who likes tasting cum and tells it to her son's friends
Prefers SALTED OCEAN flavor
MILF

His mom is a Cum Taster

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015