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Summeritus

A psychological disorder that can set in shortly after school is ended for the year. Symptoms can include boredom, lack of creativity, lack of energy, lack of effort, insomnia, and general physical laziness. If left untreated, some of the more severe side-effects can include paleness of the skin, obesity, and living in your mother's basement the rest of your life.
I was going to go running this morning, but school got out only a week ago and I just decided to sleep in. When I got up I didn't even shower and just sat on the computer for 5 hours straight. I must be contracting Summeritus!
by Mark7991 June 16, 2010
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summer emo

Somebody who,during summer is always complaining about how shit their summer is,and how bored they are,they always talk about how much they want to go back to school and how theyve got nothing to do.
Max:hows your summer going?
Dean:Shit,ive got nothing to do.

Dean Burns is a summer emo :L
by Hancockzzzz August 4, 2011
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summer coyote

A patchy beard. Bears resemblance to a coyote who loses it's hair in patches in the summer heat.
"Whenever Peter tries to go a beard, he looks like a summer coyote."
by AnnaBizzle February 26, 2015
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Summer Dress

The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.
Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy
by Dilts July 19, 2016
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Summer of Heat

A great song by Mitch Murder featured in the Friday The 13th Game (2017) soundtrack
And the summer began

Burning hot inside of me

And feeling so free out on the streets

You held on to me

Was the summer of heat
by illhaveyouknowkid May 28, 2018
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Sammie

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is trustworthy , kind, gorgeous and makes the best friend. She is so compassionate of others feelings and would never do anything to hurt others She is drop-dead gorgeous, but not conceited. She usually has long brown silky hair and big beautiful warm brown eyes. Her looks match her personality....she is so magnetic!

She is in great shape and always put together perfectly! She is so compassionate to others and always tries to make someone smile. She is a genuinely sweet girl who never talks bad about anyone. Anyone who speaks bad of a Samantha is usually just jealous of her because she has everything they want but don't have!

Samantha's are extremely confident and can stand on their own. They light up a room by simply walking in. They always make others feel good. They are immune to negativity so haters, don't waste your energy on Samantha...her self-esteem will always outshine you!
"I think my jaw dropped when I saw Sammie in class today."
by asspounder12341234123123 June 4, 2018
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Summer Cock

In the summer months when weather is warmer, penises tend to grow additional length due to weather patterns. This effect also increases due to consumption of alcohol as well as beautiful scenery.
Dude, it was so humid out last night; my summer cock was almost flowing out of my shorts!
by Gusto Guston January 18, 2019
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