Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 14, 2007

scone

erection (of penis)

I cant stand up I have a scone

by Dom October 9, 2003

sloe

someone that is a whore and flirts with every guy
comes from slut + hoe = sloe

man shelby is such a sloe!

by halonda May 19, 2005

scone muncher

put simply, an elderly person

shut up u old scone muncher!

by - ali - January 9, 2006

sloke

Is a chocolate chip and banananannna pancake on top of a rake, it has toes and it honks also likes to lick.

the Sloke that was inside her legs on wednesday morning.

by Sharon_ November 11, 2008

trombone scone

a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night

oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing

by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005