Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

shampies

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

wood shampoo

When somone jizzes in another person's hair

Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!

Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow

by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010

Pimpin fo shimpin

Good lookin clothes

Homie that throw back is pimpin fo' shimpin

by Marc June 5, 2004

shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 6, 2003

shimple

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

shemp

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003