Flutra Selmani

This is the name for a person of amazement. She can make you smile whenever one's not around. She also probably has a big round booty. She is a very sexy and sensual person.

With a physique like that you must be Flutra Selmani.

by TrueBrothers December 6, 2010

salmon run loop

The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.

Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.

by maximo hudson June 26, 2009

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

The salmon

When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.

"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"

by Frostedflakes907 April 6, 2017

Rylee seamon

A dumb bitch

Rylee seamon? She’s a dumb bitch!

by Bb212121 June 26, 2019