swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
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Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025
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Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025
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Swiss bitch slap

Done by a swiss girl in her 20s, consist of using their swiss passport as a slapping weapon with the objective of showing social-economical superiority.
The slapping can be done tp people, tables, etc.
- "That girl slapped her swiss passport on the restaurant counter upon arrival, demanding the best table".
- "Yeah, seems like a clasic swiss bitch slap".
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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bomb swiss

omg! thats so bomb swiss!
by bomb swiss March 09, 2009
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