by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017
Get the new drug called retard mug.A gay guy who works in retail, usually a clothing store, who thinks he's the world's best employee, takes his job very seriously, and typically wears all of the clothing he is hired to fold and display. Often seen wearing a headset, acting overly friendly with customers yet very snotty with other staff, and extremely, extremely queeny. Is everything that is wrong with both gay men and capitalism.
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Someone who hates working retail, makes little cash, feels trapped, desperately wants out, and longs to be doing their dream career.
Jason is a Retail Slut at Macy's selling Ladies Shoes until he gets an agent and sells his Million Dollar Screenplay.
by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007
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"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."
by The_Advocate March 22, 2005
Get the retard mug."Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard," Colbert quipped.
by cody_hates_palin February 11, 2010
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Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"
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