Quaffle

A blunder or complete mockery.

Man the TMX pipeline is a huge quaffle.

by Ky-Guy February 19, 2022

quaranpeni

Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.

Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.

Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”

by Lasherbradley April 1, 2022

quadfuckle

A quadfuckle is a scnerio that is a cluster fuck situation.

Hey man, Chester is always getting himself into tons of quadfuckles isnt he?

by Chester's Dictionary June 1, 2022

quanfocated

Someone who is perplexed.

I am extremely quanfocated right now.

by Floridajit2022 July 14, 2022

Quafing

When a leotard rides so far up a girls font bottom, that it chafes her quim.
A natural result of a tight camel toe.

Jeez, look how far up her sludge gulch that is, must be giving her some right Quafing.

by QuafKing100 July 19, 2022

Quaffy

A term used to express pure joy after something amazing happens.

Barbra screamed out "that's Quaffy!", after she won the lottery.

by TwnklToes August 7, 2022

Quafart

When a female gets railed by a massive pe*** and air entraps in her vagina then she farts and queefs at the same time

Jessica felt a quafart approaching after a fun city night with Ben

by Lincoln da 1 August 7, 2022