Proculsexual

A sexuality of which you have an acctraction to somebody/someone you know your never going to be in a relationship with, such as a celebrity or fictional characters

Person 1:"They have so many waifu's/husbando's."

Person 2:"They're so Proculsexual."

by anonymous December 18, 2020

procrastination

Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.

(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"

by nikkan_hanil September 15, 2004

Proctologist

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

by Sohum January 5, 2008

procrastilicious

1. (adj.) Is used when one has the ability to make one happy by procrastinating along with them. To be adored for your procrastination with another. If you are proctastilicious, you are admired for your ability to please others through procrastination.

Although Noah was working hard at getting his work done, he loved to waste time with the ever more procrastilicious Allie by talking to her all night long.

by Trebor777 January 7, 2008

Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

Procasturpoop

(v) To waste time on the shitter.

Work was really boring, so Matt decided to procasturpoop until his shift was over.

by take2lake April 29, 2010