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pokemon bank

A software that let's you store up to 3,000 pokemon online and allows you to transfer your mons. It is also Nintendo's lack of common sense to make us wait longer for it.
by Shamaleon December 30, 2013
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pokemon heart gold

i havent played it, but it looks like the best pokemon game ever (along with soul silver) IMO. my favorate pokemon games were gold and silver, and this game aloong with its counterpart has everything from the original games, but they are presented in a much more epic way. the game looks better than any other pokemon game ive played for a handheld... the amount of pokemon and special events presented is staggering... the pokethlon looks like a good sub for contests... and the music is beautiful with its deloghtful remixes. also, ill get to use my favorate starter, cyndaquil :D. if you want, go look it up. if you hate pokemon, thats cool too. but hey, just know next spring, ill be starting my johto journey again for the first time in 10 years..
pokemon heart gold is said to be the greatest pokemon game ever. buy it in japanese, wait until it comes out in english, or hack it. imo, it looks epic and i cant wait until spring 2010!
by Z3r0s3volution September 19, 2009
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Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops
Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia
by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016
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Pokemon Soul Silver

A soon-to-be horrible game that is about as a bad the D/P/P games. After G/S/C, Pokemon lost its edge.
Pokemon Soul Silver is horrible and it's a waste of time.
by Pokemon_Sucks August 30, 2009
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Pokemon 5

A code name for pornography originally used by preteen boys to mask the word "porn" from the ears of those that would hamper their fun when spoken allowed in public.

During the late 90s and early y2k pornography was still hard to come by for under age persons that wished to acquire or merely view porn. At this same time, Pokemon was at it's peak of popularity. It was assumed that any conversation mentioning the fad would go unnoticed by adults.

The phrase actually originated from the first label placed on the side of a stolen -- from a family friend-- homemade VHS tape with XXX programming on it. This and similar porn tapes could be placed among other non-adult VHS in the boys collection with out raising any suspicion.

Many pornographic release series stretch on higher and higher in volumes like Rocky movies, hence the phrase fits what it is.
"Hey Rich and Derek, let's watch Pokemon 5 after school then play smash bros. Have you found some?"

"With all my homemade DBZ and actual Pokemon tapes, my parents will never find Pokemon 5."
by ERS++ June 4, 2009
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Pokemon Stadium

The Northeast Residential Cluster at UMass Amherst. Nicknamed this way because of the high concentration of Asian students living in the area.
Jimmy:"There is a party in Northeast tonight." Bill:"You mean pokemon stadium? I hate that place."
by Wallace Krangle September 20, 2011
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Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.
The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016
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