Queen Procrastinator

The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.

The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.

Jennifer Erin is the ultimate Queen Procrastinator.

by J Mac July 19, 2012

procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005

brocrastination

When a girl delays a sex change operation.

Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve.

by travlax April 22, 2009

Porncrastination

Knowing you have porn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can't leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.

1) I was talking to this chick when I noticed I only had 7% juice left, damn porncrastination made me almost forget to masturbate!

2) As I was porncrastinating a very nice POV video I suddenly remembered I hadn't added porncrastination to UrbanDictionary yet, so I porncrastinated some more.

by KIRF October 21, 2011

Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.

Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...

by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010

Procrastinator

To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

The procrastinator decided to DIE... And of course procrastinate.

by TheManWithAPlan September 15, 2013