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Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.
Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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Monners

Another word for dollars or any other fiat currency units.
Invest your money into dogecoin it will absolutely go up, free monners bro.
by Jameswaterman April 26, 2021
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Mooner

When a cow is aroused, their erection is called a mooner
Yo that cows horny. He’s got a mooner
by Nishax March 2, 2022
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Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 24, 2022
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Coal Miner Deep

When having anal sex and you go deep into her ass. You go as deep as a Coal Miner does into a coal mine.
by ReverendDecker November 9, 2015
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Coal Miner

When a girl shits without wiping and a dude picks at the left overs with his pinky
DUDE holie just let me coal miner her. I need some hand sanitizer .
by Whatdagaming April 18, 2016
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alaskan miner

When you fuck someone so hard that your dick can break through their vagina into their intestines.
by Diicienskaoi May 27, 2016
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