a small town that contains the only stop light in the county, traffic jams are caused by tractors, when teens 'go out' it is the conclusion of two things, Sonic or gravel roads, home of the worlds smallest tombstone, the church to bar ratio is 19835619674:2, and you never know if your neighbors house could blow up becasue of a meth lab.
There is nothing to do in this town!' -'Well, at least we're not in Butler, MO there is nothing there
by hillbillybob2505 March 06, 2011
by BJ December 17, 2003
1. E-mos, commonly found reciprocating in livejournals, exclusive/uber-trendy chatrooms, myspace, or your local Starbucks with their wireless mac laptop
(Let it be noted that whether the E-mo uses myspace, they will have a vast quantity of pictures, mostly of themselves posing...somehow.)
1a. Aside from computer proficiency, they maintain the same characteristics of an emo or hipster
(Let it be noted that whether the E-mo uses myspace, they will have a vast quantity of pictures, mostly of themselves posing...somehow.)
1a. Aside from computer proficiency, they maintain the same characteristics of an emo or hipster
1. "id0pa: Hey, emo kid!
Auto response from Rachelle: how sad this is what your life has been reduced to, a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress. how sad the strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over. the television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its strength. or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. startled by a knock at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement. hello my first name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello my name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello i really don't care if i never wake up again. i really don't care if i never wake up again.
Id0pa: You don't say!"
2. "xiwishiwascoolx: lets mosh and hold hands at the same time"
Auto response from Rachelle: how sad this is what your life has been reduced to, a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress. how sad the strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over. the television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its strength. or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. startled by a knock at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement. hello my first name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello my name is distance and i really don't care if i never wake up again. hello i really don't care if i never wake up again. i really don't care if i never wake up again.
Id0pa: You don't say!"
2. "xiwishiwascoolx: lets mosh and hold hands at the same time"
by id0pa December 13, 2004
Defs. 1 and 2 (i.e. something which is much better and passionate lovemaking) as demonstrated in the intranslatable phrase from Mo'Better Blues (see below)
by Helle Kaiser-Nielsen January 05, 2006
The sexiest man to have ever lived. He will get the ladies so easily it is unreal. He is the alpha-male, the top dog, the leader of men...he is Mo Khan.
"Yeah I am going out with this well fit girl tonight."
"Make sure she don't see Mo Khan, otherwise it is OVER!"
"Make sure she don't see Mo Khan, otherwise it is OVER!"
by Wagamamama March 03, 2008
by j-beat January 22, 2010