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MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital
Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps
by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024
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map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.
If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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Map

1) Multiple Animator Project (MAP) - A collaboration of animators who animate something to a song together. Each of the usually gets a few second long part that they animate, and all of the completed parts are then put together to complete the MAP.

2) "Minor Attracted Person" a term often used by pedophiles to try and justify their actions or make it sound not as bad as it actually is.

3) An image showing, usually, a bird's eye view of an area that can help people navirage places. Maps can be different sizes, there can be a small map of a village, or a less detailed map of the entire earth.
1) Kyle: Hey, I'm doing a MAP!
Adam: Ayyy can i do part 3?
Kyle: Sorry, it's taken by Ashley but you can do part 4 if you want!

2) Josh: I'm a MAP, not a pedophile. It's not my fault I like fiddling children

Alex: You probably shouldnt say this here since we're in prison, I think you're gonna get murdered. Also, get therapy you moron.

3) Anne: Uhhhh I'm a bit lost can u gimme that map

Eric: Yea sure it shows here that u need to go that way to reach the town
by Fekfkek July 19, 2023
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The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.
It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections
by blokc August 8, 2023
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