by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2005
When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.
Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."
Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."
Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."
by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008
a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.
"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
by MrHat01 February 08, 2009
When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."
by Milflicious July 01, 2009
The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:
-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.
PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.
PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.
PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.
PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
by p browning February 02, 2008
by AssDozer24 June 26, 2009
The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.
by Lord Ass June 21, 2005