limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

Limp Bizkit

A much mocked and maligned Nu Metal band whose actual music is much better than most ignorant and elitist people think. Most Limp Bizkit haters are bandwagoners with an inferiority complex who just like to mock the band, in particular frontman Fred Durst. People who are willing to listen to their first few albums with an open mind will find they are full of monster riffs, infectious grooves and sometimes just brute force aggression. Wes Borland is one of the most underrated guitarists of all time. As a live band they are frequently electrifying too.

Most people don't realize that Fred Durst is actually provocatively trolling people with the bands ridiculous name, image and his douchebag behaviour. Fred Durst outside his Limp Bizkit persona is a pretty chill, friendly and ordinary guy.

Me: Have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: Lol, Limp Bizkit???? They suck!!
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: I've heard Behind Blue Eyes and Rollin'. Limp Bizkit suck!!!! Fred Durst is such a douche.
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: No, and I'm not going to!
Me: (rolls eyes)

by Celephais7 October 27, 2021

limp pluto

You have/are a weak small penis.

Stop being such a limp Pluto dude

by Katie B January 18, 2019

Limp

1. It's used to replace the word Simp with Limp. "Just replace the S with a L because that what they(simps) take(loses)".

2. This term is used to obey the Twitch streamer guidelines. So on Twitch you can't say Simp, so as a streamer you can just say Limp to respect the "rules" so that you don't get banned.

1. "My nigga stop limping"
2. "Welcome to the dojo, where we turn Limps into Pimps"
3. "Limping decreases you SMV" (sexual market value)

by Dojo's apprentice April 6, 2022

Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo

" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"

by orangemuice April 6, 2020

Limp bizkit

A limp bizkit is when a man's penis is wider than it is high

Rando chick 1: "jim has a limp bizkit"
Roman bellic from gta4: "lets go bowling"

by Sornock February 2, 2023

limp

used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on

Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp

by pranigga December 6, 2024