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Nostril hump 

Nostril hump is when you fuck a niga in da nostril. When they have a cold. Causing deep aroushole and super sweaty nads when a person is in a serious state of depression and eastenders isnt on.Nostril hump
Safe Niga, i love to fuck you in the nostril. Ur mumma is a hot peice of fudge init. Nostril hump
Nostril hump by Steven But Head June 19, 2008
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1. After killing an opponent in any of the Halo games, the act of standing on the dead players head, and bobbing up an down, in other words, to hump the head of your dead enemy.
2. Team humping is fun also, when members of a team get together to desecrate the body of their slain enemy.
3. In halo 3 your opponents online cannot hear you talk/gloat so "head humping" will be all the more common way of saying a polite.. "I FUCKED YOU".
4. The way in which you let the enemy know who's boss.
5. Putting noobs and bitches in their place.
J : Did you see me own that noob?
C : Yeah, and then you humped him too
JLO: It's time for a team hump next time

After no scoping a rocket wielding enemy J head humped the shit out of him.
head hump by Justin SZLamendola October 28, 2007

Jay Hump 

The incredibly awkward dance move that involves two dance partners that are dancing face to face, while one person moves up and down repeatedly in a quick motion.
Cory- OMG! Jenny just jay humped me for ten minutes straight at Nikki's party!

Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.
Jay Hump by teachmehowtojayhump April 22, 2011
When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.
Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping
tree hump by Funbutter April 17, 2014

stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
stump hump by jonez77 February 19, 2003

slump hump 

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
slump hump by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012