In a hoop

A slang term for being excessively hungover and tired.

Oh man i'm in a hoop after last night!

by Duke Pukem December 6, 2011

hooms

A Southern Californian homosexual male of Iranian descent.

Run before that hooms does you in the butt!

by Kamran H November 19, 2007

Hoop Earring Theory

It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.

Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!

by HoopChick May 18, 2009

Hoopan

A dick weed that talks about someones mamma a lot preferably related to sex.

Matt Crowley is a fucking hoopan.

by Ralph Gagliardi March 10, 2005

hoop it up

Means to go and play basketball on a court, usually in the late afternoon to early evening. Mostly played by middle class men.

Obama: Hey Am I going to see you hoop it up later man?
Emanuel: Yeah yeah, fuck off.

by shadowyguy May 17, 2011

sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.

Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.

by IrX May 19, 2008

hooped

Can't be bothered, Can't be assed

As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"

by James Macleod May 17, 2006