Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.
Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”
Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”
3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”
Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”
Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”
3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”
Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
Get the Hoop Theorymug. by bigbodygle000 July 16, 2025
Get the let’s hoopmug. by SabbyNeko September 29, 2013
Get the Doctor Hoopmug. The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014
Get the holy hoopsmug. “Conor O Regan why did you send me a video of putting a hula hoop up your ass? Hula hooping is so weird!”
by Hula Hooping April 15, 2022
Get the Hula Hoopingmug. 1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.
Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007
Get the Basketball Hoopmug. I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html
by I love milk January 14, 2009
Get the Mini-hoopsmug.