Heather

A popular bitch. Derived from the 1989 cult classic "Heathers", a Heather will do anything to be the queen of the school, including stepping over another Heathers' dead body, and snubbing all past friends.

"Have you talked to Rebecca lately?"

"No, she's turned into such a Heather"

by hyannah77 October 17, 2008

Heather

Female who is unable to keep her pants dry.

It could be 80 degrees and sunny outside but Heather's pants will get wet.

by Anabella May 11, 2008

Heather

A Heather is the definition of someone who sleeps a lot,

the name for this is snooze.

That Heather don't half snooze a lot

*SNOOOOOZE*

by MajorXD May 24, 2009

healthy smoker

a person who goes for a walk while on a smoke break, a smalker

Chuck is such a healthy smoker, he must walk 10 miles while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

by oginide December 1, 2007

health food law

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

Heath

The action of something growing in size and strength at the same time or gaining more than one form of power without consequences

The fire was just starting to heath

by Whalechicken1020 April 22, 2019

Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

by Anonymous October 13, 2003