Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025

Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022

spicy handjob

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.

Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.

by Teranyll September 9, 2023

israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

Hybrid Handjob

When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis

“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”

by PastNever November 12, 2017

double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!

by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023

national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022