Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.

1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.

by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024

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what your mom gives me

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by Clapan December 4, 2019

Flaming handjob

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia

Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."

by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019

Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020

Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly

Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob

by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024

Harambe handjob

A handjob given by someone with extremely firm grip

Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.

by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024

Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025