Hamas Style

When you are fucking Scotty bareback while he's tied up like a hog at Christmas dinner and he's so oiled up that you can't even grab onto his large love handles.

Bro #1: Dude, I just had sex Hamas Style last night!
Bro #2: Hell nah, that's gross af.

by Dr Michael Snyder December 16, 2024

Haast eagle

A large prehistoric bird species found in the apollo drive vicinity.

" Holy shit Harley, Thats an extinct Haast Eagle , FUCK "

by Kroc west June 5, 2025

Hamas

A get-out-of-jail-for-free card that can be used no matter how guilty a person is. It immediately shuts down the conversation and shifts blame, especially if you pronounce the H like you're clearing phlem from your throat.

Cop: You just ran over a bunch of pedestrians on the sidewalk!
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.

Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.

by RealKeeper July 23, 2025

Haosong

Haosong do not play. He is ticklish on his knees, and he always has a beautiful girl on his arm. He's horrible at photos but makes up for it by being Chinese (Qingdao)!!1!1!! Always left handed but also writes with the right hand... but you'd never know. He is as buff as Hulk 👅

Mark lee: yo that guy is so cool.. and chinese?

Renjun: i am Chinese. He is definitely a Haosong

by Ye is Goat August 18, 2025

hamasshole

Middle-eastern goat fuckers who rape, kill and torture.

Anyone who lives in Gaza is a hamasshole.

by jihad-it-with u October 20, 2025

Megan haass

A cool cucumber that drinks lime vodka straight

Wow you chugged that bottle like a megan haass

by Jimbob47 April 20, 2017

Lucas haas

A very short kid with orange hair who is friends with a guy named Ben. Lucas is often made fun of and called a Lorax. His ginger appearance is adorable tho.

Lucas haas is an average ginger.

by :3:3:3;) July 8, 2017