Greasy Tears 

Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.

Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!

Greasy Tears by Wiesty June 5, 2005

greasy skillet 

While having sex in the kitchen, the guy sits the girl on the stove top(electric so that it has the coils) and continues to fuck her. He then turns on the coil that she is sitting on without her noticing and it burns her ass. He should then act like he has no idea why she is screaming and try to get her to sit there as long as possible. Caution must be used so as not to burn the cock or balls.

Ashley was pissed when I gave her that greasy skillet last week, but I just told her that the switch must have accidentally got bumped and that when she kept screaming that it was hot I thought she was talking about the sex.

greasy skillet by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007

Greasy Bacon 

Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon

Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.

Greasy Bacon by The Baconator222 July 6, 2010

Greasy Ski-mask 

When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.

Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.

Greasy Ski-mask by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011

Greasy Moustache 

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

Greasy Moustache by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

greasy weasy 

A greasy weasy is when someone has let out a wet fart and smells REALLY bad.

Ugh, Dave just let out a greasy weasy! Gross!

greasy weasy by Runescape sword February 1, 2016

greasy beaver 

When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.

Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower

greasy beaver by JaydedUnicorn May 28, 2016