Nameless Gopher

A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.

If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.

by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

gopedeering

A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.

Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?

by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007

Gopie

A skinny punk ass bitch that originated from guyana. This male is scared of pussy and often talks a lot of shit and always can't back it up. He is anti social because he is ashamed of his abnormally small penis size. Please feed him.

He ran from dat gyal's pussy like a tru gopie

by Shawn Somwaru October 2, 2004

Gopping

The act of causing someone to vomit while having anal sex with them. Allegedly causes the sphincter to tighten.

There were a bunch of guys gopping in the bushes at Russel Square...

by dunxd December 28, 2005

Gopher

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013

gopher

An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.

I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003