Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024

Felonious fellas

A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.

My friend Tyler saw a group of felonious fellas behind a gas station.

by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024

Flonkledonking

The Act of Flapping Your arms around (flonkling) and continously shouting donkle for exactly 5 minutes. its a good workout i swear!

My favourite Past time is Flonkledonking!

by johnBob32 December 13, 2024

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026

Felonocracy

A system of governance where convicted or unrepentant felons hold power—either directly or through proxies—and where criminal behavior is not just tolerated but rewarded. Felonocracy describes a political order where the line between crime and governance has dissolved, where criminal networks operate openly, and where the state itself becomes a criminal enterprise. The term extends Scoundrelocracy to its logical conclusion: not just rogues, but actual felons—people who have crossed lines that were supposed to be absolute.

"When the president is a convicted felon, when his cabinet includes indicted criminals, when the party embraces lawbreakers as leaders—that's Felonocracy. Not just rule by scoundrels, but rule by felons. The state no longer prosecutes crime; it rewards it. The criminals aren't outside the system; they are the system."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Felonymaxxing

Felonymaxxing refers to jackass individuals, mostly streamers, commit crimes whilst recording and posting them on social media. It’s a portmanteau of the words “felony” and the suffix “-maxxing”, a meme term that means optimising on random shit.

Bros felonymaxxing by scamming his own family smh

by Sebastian-on-Castle-Hill March 5, 2026

Felony

Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.

SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"

Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."

SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."

by Tochereador March 21, 2025