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Felonocracy

A system of governance where convicted or unrepentant felons hold power—either directly or through proxies—and where criminal behavior is not just tolerated but rewarded. Felonocracy describes a political order where the line between crime and governance has dissolved, where criminal networks operate openly, and where the state itself becomes a criminal enterprise. The term extends Scoundrelocracy to its logical conclusion: not just rogues, but actual felons—people who have crossed lines that were supposed to be absolute.
"When the president is a convicted felon, when his cabinet includes indicted criminals, when the party embraces lawbreakers as leaders—that's Felonocracy. Not just rule by scoundrels, but rule by felons. The state no longer prosecutes crime; it rewards it. The criminals aren't outside the system; they are the system."
Felonocracy by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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felchocracy 

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.
It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.
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Feliocracy

A form of government created and instituted by Mr. Felio. It's not just a form of government. It's a way of life!
Voting, in any form, in a feliocracy is against the law. Mr. Felio has the last say in even the smallest details of life. However, you may die before the issue is decided upon.
Feliocracy by ericonqueso January 5, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026