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soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
Come on Will! Not another soggy fap
by Smatus November 24, 2017
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Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
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Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.
"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert
by Illfap August 14, 2021
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Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.
"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."
by bocephusbear September 21, 2012
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social fap

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!
by n-bomb December 1, 2015
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Rustic fap

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018
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Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015
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