facebook

death to grades

WHenever I use facebook, my grades drop

by fbooker May 9, 2010

Facebook Friday

A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!

My fun freaky Friday plans turned into a lame, but fufilling, Facebook Friday

by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010

Facebook

When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.

Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*

Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*

Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"

by Speckdahl18 December 15, 2010

Faboodle

A type of relationship where you feel like your dating someone since you're so close to them, but you actually arn't.

DTR: Jamie and Patrick arn't dating, but since you can't really call them friends either let's just say they're in a faboodle.

by FlutteryBMW March 30, 2017

facebook

To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.

It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.

New haircut? Facebook it!

Facebook me?

Want to be facebook friends?

I facebooked my car.

That deserves facebooking!

by mariathepirate March 24, 2007

facebook masturbation

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.

'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009

facebook

the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.

John! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook!

by naomiDova May 5, 2008