shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.

1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.

by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004

Open Faced Sandwich

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.

Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.

by lazy boyz April 4, 2010

twat faced

wen ur pissed out of your head

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis

by louise April 12, 2004

Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

by You_Mom April 4, 2005

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005

clean-faced

A term that originated in South Florida, clean-faced means you're clean of all arrest warrants and you have no substances on you.

Them crackaz can't fuck with me, I'm clean-faced like a muthafucka.

by trev666slaughter January 16, 2009

Shit-faced Saturday

A term for getting wasted on a saturday

lets get fucked up it's "shit-faced saturday"

by alexander hamilton2 April 4, 2009