Feck

Slightly more PG version of fuck. Used by Call me Kevin, the 2.1 million subscriber count YouTuber.

Ah feck! She did it again!

by Derxert August 22, 2019

fecaloid

something in the shape of a turd.

Maggie plopped a chunk of fecaloid meatloaf on my plate.

by shanon ingles January 28, 2003

fecal dust

an odious, sedimentary mist derived from the anus containing fine particles of fecal matter when expelled through the spincter. Tends to be unpredictable and can result in what is known as a 'dookie stain'/'shart'

Oh NO!!! I just blew fecal dust all over my new pants, down my leg and into my shoe.

by easy mackin February 21, 2010

Fecal Flash Mob

When a sudden urge to poop hits more than one person at the same time, causing chaos and panic when there aren't enough bathrooms.

While watching the Detroit Lions game, I had a spontaneous urge to take a dump. Unfortunately, so did my buddies who were watching the game at my house. It was a fecal flash mob.

by goobersnickens July 7, 2011

Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.

Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.

by DJerak G August 12, 2012

lay a fece

verb:
the act of defecating

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."

by SkinnyFrog December 10, 2002

fecalligraphy

1. noun: Writing or drawing on any surface, with shit.

1. Some people practice fecalligraphy for their whole life but they may never be good at it.

2. The train station bathroom contains an extensive collection of the succesful integration of the fecalligraphic stroke.

by Atom G August 31, 2008