Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.

Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.

by Baldginger December 12, 2012

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disastipe

A recipe for disaster. Any situation poised on the brink of utter calamity.

There was a mix of tall glassware sitting upon the rickety table, and the grandkids were running up the driveway with the dogs. This disastipe wold leave a mess of broken glass all over the floor soon.

by stetsonrukaka January 14, 2013

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disaster whore

One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.

1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."

by death hunter November 23, 2013

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Disasterwank

A wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.

Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.

The worst type of contaminated spillage.

Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?

Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!

Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!

by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014

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