Definitions by carbo-fuckin-nara
Disasterwank
A wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.
Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.
The worst type of contaminated spillage.
Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.
The worst type of contaminated spillage.
Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?
Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!
Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!
Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!
Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!
Disasterwank by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014