night-desked

to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons

I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.

by soclose2thfinish March 28, 2009

the deskening

that moment when you slide into your room and break your testicles on your desk

im just havin a good day slidin into my roo- AAAAA MY FUCKING BALLS. this is what happens when you feel the deskening approaching

by Samuel Rodrigues September 5, 2022

Crash to desktop

The act of very quickly closing your internet browser because someone walked in and you were doing something you didn't want them to see.

I had to crash to desktop when my mom walked in.

by Matribus July 16, 2011

deskercise

A short, vigorous, unstructured workout performed to the beat of uptempo, energetic music. Usually done while seated at one's desk.Designed to give cubicle dwellers and other desk jockeys a quick sanity break and a chance to recharge their minds.

Dude1: I'm so stressed over this 3rd quarter strategic D9xc logistic analysis project.
Dude2: You need a deskercise break. Check out this P-Funk jam. Just don't fall our of your chair.

by SerennaT April 22, 2011

deskmerc

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

by Andrew December 1, 2003

desking

When two male guys w/dicks bone behind trees

Joey and Mike were Desking behind the trees at six flags

by Britt October 27, 2004

Desko

Its a fashion hairstyle, a mix beteen an emo style in the fron , the sidewalk and in the back mullets.

That dude from underoath is so desko

by Kiki December 24, 2004