deskmerc

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

by Andrew December 1, 2003

deskercise

A short, vigorous, unstructured workout performed to the beat of uptempo, energetic music. Usually done while seated at one's desk.Designed to give cubicle dwellers and other desk jockeys a quick sanity break and a chance to recharge their minds.

Dude1: I'm so stressed over this 3rd quarter strategic D9xc logistic analysis project.
Dude2: You need a deskercise break. Check out this P-Funk jam. Just don't fall our of your chair.

by SerennaT April 22, 2011