CUMCRAPTION

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.

CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

cumbranch

Cum on the branch the branch with the cum on it

I smacked him with the giant cumbranch

by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

cumgrain

when you get a migraine immediately after drinking your homies cum

bro i gave this guy sloptop and had the worst cumgrain after, super bad cumdown

by cumgrain101 April 12, 2021

Comerade zoned

Orgies without romantic attraction

I have been comerade zoned

by Grdnsys April 17, 2021

Camera-Tiddy

When you see Tiddies on Camera.

I saw a Camera-Tiddy bruh.

by LemmeYeet June 14, 2021

cameraflage

Refers to either (1) steps dat you take to conceal your shutter-box from being observed by da subject of yer photos, or (2) steps dat da would-be subject of yer photo-snapping endeavors takes to conceal himself from da prying-probing "eye" of yer lens.

Celebrities, politicians, suspected/convicted felons, etc. are often da subject of assorted stealthy high-tech attempts by reporters at getting candid snapshots, and so they hafta employ pretty advanced cameraflage techniques of their own in order to be left alone.

by QuacksO July 23, 2021

cumrades

an easier, more general descriptor for friends with benefits.

cumrades can be dating one another, coworkers, or just friends, so long as the parties involved feel a sense of comradery. you don't have to be a communist.

i think i will invite my old cumrades over for some pabst blue ribbon and a good time

by out getting milk July 25, 2021