Charlie the Unicorn 

Charlie the Unicorn is a very popular video that's been spread across the internet over youtube, myspace, newgrounds, and other flash animation websites. In this video, a pink unicorn and a blue unicorn badger a white unicorn named Charlie into going to a location known as Candy Mountain. On the way to Candy Mountain, the pink and blue unicorn get guidance from the magical liopleurodon, which is a dinosaur that speaks an unidentifiable language, which Charlie can't understand. After getting directions from the liopleurodon, the pink and blue unicorns lead Charlie to a bridge, which is "like covered in splinters." After crossing the bridge, Charlie and the other two unicorns arrive at Candy Mountain. Although the pink and blue unicorns beg Charlie to go inside the Candy Mountain cave, he refuses to enter. The two unicorns then get help from the letters C, A, N, D, and Y. Letter Y serenades Charlie with a song about Candy Mountain, while the other four letters dance along to the catchy tune. When the song ends, the letters spontaneously combust. Charlie was persuaded by the dancing letters and his annoying pink and blue friends to go inside the Candy Mountain cave. While entering the cave, Charlie's friends give him a smug goodbye, and he suddenly becomes concerned. Just as he tries to back out, the cave entrance closes. Charlie struggles to find his way in the dark as he starts hearing footsteps. Some fighting sound effects are heard, and in the next scene, Charlie wakes up in the meadow with a huge, bleeding gash across his lower abdomen. He finally realizes what his "friends" were up to as he shouts his gruesome realization: "Aww, they took my frickin kidney!!!!!"

Random Teenager: I love Charlie The Unicorn! It's my favorite video on the internet!

Charlie: Oh gawd, what is THAT?
Blue Unicorn: It's a liopleurodon, Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: A magical liopleurodon!
Blue Unicorn: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!!!Charlie: All right guys, you do know that there's no ACTUAL Candy Mountain, right?
Blue Unicorn: Shun the nonbeliever!
Pink Unicorn: Shuuuuuuuuun!
Blue Unicorn: ShuuuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuNUH!

Charlie the Unicorn by Sara Mathews November 29, 2006

charlie baker 

Calling your friend the alter ego "Charlie Baker" is man code for calling him a cock block. (thus the initials C.B.) It is to be used when one man is with a girl and his buddy begins to cock block him. If he doesn't want to straight up say his friend is being a cock block right in front of the target he will call him Charlie Baker.

"Hey man what are you guys doing tonight? Can I get in the car?"

"C'mon Charlie Baker! Someone else will give you a ride."

charlie baker by Evan Jay June 28, 2008

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"

there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

down like a clown charlie brown by Amelia Mitchevski August 21, 2005

charlieissocoollike 

A British teenager and Youtube vlogger who has many many adoring fans and fan girls. This is all because he is amazingly cute, has wonderful hair, can sing really well, plays the guitar like a pro and is extremely, hilariously funny.

Girl : Have you seen the new charlieissocoollike video?

Guy: No, I hate him.

Girl: You're just jealous!

Guy: ... Yeah, you're right.

charlieissocoollike by Gremleena October 10, 2008

George Carlin 

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.

"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.

George Carlin by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006

Charlie Parker 

Charles "Bird" Parker Jr. (August 29, 1920 – March 12, 1955)was an African-American composer and jazz alto-saxophonist. He is considered a great jazz innovator and revered, by many, as a musical genius.

He and fellow musician, Dizzy Gillespie, were the founders of a new sub-genre of jazz music, Bebop. Many of Parker's songs have become jazz standards and are widely incorporated into many current jazz musicians' repetoires.

Parker's was a complete virtuoso on his sax. His style of playing way fast, lyrical, and rhythmicly complex and his popularity brought an onslaught of copiers who transcribed and played his solos note-for-note.

He, like many musicians of his time, was a chronic heroin user and it was this activity and the effects of heavy drinking that ultimately led to his demise in 1955. News of his death travelled quickly through the jazz community and soon the phrase "Bird Lives" appeared as graffiti across New York subways.

His music has inspired many great musicians such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, and Yo-Yo Ma.

Charlie Parker is one of the greatest jazz musicians of all time.

Bird Lives!

Charlie Parker by au-town July 26, 2006

Charlie Scene

Awesome yell-rapper for Hollywood Undead. He's just really good with being... Him. Even at an old age with the odd name Jordon Terrell, he's still awesome.

This girl's seventeen
Now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showin' me her tits
I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick
And her jaw hit the floor
Actin' like she never seen a MAGNUM before
-Charlie Scene; "Bitches" (Swan Songs Album)

Charlie Scene by Jigginsmusic January 8, 2013