Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"

Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

Dead Dad Coupon

A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.

"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."

"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."

by xteri December 28, 2009

7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.

Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.

by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010

fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).

fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.

by Aliassss March 23, 2010

a couple three

The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".

Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"

Fred: "A couple three I reckon."

by quadbabe0714 November 13, 2009

Coupleless

When you see a couple doing something significant together, like handling their one piece of luggage, and you think, aww they’re not a couple they’re completely united, two souls about to enjoy their love and on their way to their honeymoon.

Ex : Aww, look at them. They’re supremely coupleless. Two souls united in love.

by Conspicuous Zebra February 3, 2010

couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010