broccoli-art

The exact opposite of eye-candy.

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013

brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

by anditwasamazing August 4, 2015

Brocked

When your sentence doesn't make sense, or you forgot a word

"Guys i telling u now people are gonna get hurted if we done fight its like negan sayed u bunch of pisses i getting started so u better get ready for what u know because if we dont go biden will win trump is real president fight."
"What?"
"Oh shit, I brocked that."

by Red Jellly November 25, 2020

Colby Brock

Hot as hell youtuber. makes the girls go crazy. Is funny, smart, kind and sweet but also devastatingly handsome with beautiful blue eyes and a jawline that can cut glass

Did you see Colby Brocks latest video, it was awesome and he looked amazing as usual

by lodzau November 3, 2019

Off My Broccoli

An exclamation used in situations when one individual is intruding on another's possession. Even if the object in question is not actually Broccoli.

Someone reaching in to take some of another person's fries.
Person eating the fries: "Off my Broccoli Nigga!"

by Flash321 November 25, 2009

In before the Brockway

When someone posts on a meme before the person that's always first to post.

This joke never gets old just like Nina!
In before the brockway!

Timothy Brockway: beat me to it!

by doapick2 December 13, 2020

Brock

1. An intelligent kid, hopeless in the ways of common sense. Generally a flirtatious ladies man, being easy to hook onto, and rather romantic. Has issues with either reading or accepting 'hints' and 'signals,' especially those from women. Is often absentminded, but balances it out with a wide variety of talents. Has insecurities about his own worth. Can be over- eager to please and interact with others, or anti-social. If anti- social, they most often creepy and perverted. If social, they are very likely to be funny, and to enjoy being so.

2. Derived from the old English surname "brocc." Means badger.

Wow, you almost as bad as Brock!

Stop being such a Brock and take a hint!

Aw, we love Brock.

by crazymonkeyfish February 7, 2010