Since God was a boy 

The expression "since God was a boy" is a humorous and exaggerated way of saying "a very long time." It implies that an event or situation has been happening for so long that it's been around since the beginning of time, or even since God's youth. It's not meant to be taken literally, as it's a common idiom used to emphasize duration.

Q. "How long has that been there?"

A. "Ages, since God was a boy"

Since God was a boy by hteb78 May 18, 2025

ham god 

Someone with a reputation of credit card fraud often used this term to look upon of

Yo how do i find out someones social security number

Ask Dante he's a ham god

ham god by backdoepoppa May 19, 2025

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

Chode God by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

The God of Buttplugs 

There's a man who supposedly tried being a janitor and lived somewhere in Gotham Maine, who's specialty was he's foul lizard smell of being named anal prob nelson by some

The God of Buttplugs means I'm Dan

The God of Buttplugs by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Man God 

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!

Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."

Man God by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Sand God 

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.

“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>

Sand God by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025

Gay God 

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

Gay God by tv_girl August 5, 2025