Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work

Dick Biscuit by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Dick Rockets 

When a person suddenly and unintentionally shoots a rocket out of his/her dick then the rocket is classified as a dickrocket

And then suddenly Jake shot multiple dick rockets out of his penis that took out the empire state building.

Dick Rockets by thedickrocketeers December 16, 2014

Dick Dust

IS WHAT A MAN SPRINKLES ON A WOMEN THAT HE HAS MORE THAN SATISFIED

Damn that motha fucca just gave me a mean dose of his dick dust.

She has been sprinkled with dick dust

you just dick dusted me didn't you.

Under the dick dust spell

Dick Dust by Bubbles760 January 21, 2015

Dick Pocket 

When you're so fat that your dick tucks into your body creating a dick pocket

Hold on, let me put this in my dick pocket

Dick Pocket by Firestar4 November 28, 2015

dick bees 

A colony of bees, usual living in and around a human's penis. Occasionally the queen bee will come out and check things out, only to (very painfully) squeeze itself back into the urethra.

Shit Dillon, my bum crabs and my dick bees have begun a war and are tearing the shit out of my crotch!

dick bees by Admiral Tassles January 7, 2016

dick scissors 

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.

Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.

dick scissors by UrbanDS January 18, 2016

dick me up 

When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar

Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.

dick me up by CaptainJabbin January 25, 2016