Dick Simple

(1) When something is so easy to understand that everyone knows it. (2) A straightforward proposition.

Everyone knows that Friday comes after Thursday, that's dick simple.

Dick Simple by JujuBee1234 June 13, 2010

Dick-hole Butt-shim 

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

Dick-hole Butt-shim by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

Dick Richard 

Someone who creates a fake profile on any social network (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Etc.) and adds almost everyone from a certain school, town, family, or gang. and talks trash or anything a Douche bag would do. Also know to be a lonely person with no life!

Example:

Guy 1- Did you see that fake profile on facebook last night?

Guy 2- Yea, That dude is such a Dick Richard

Guy 3- Ikr!!!

Dick Richard by Mr.Awesome84923 September 7, 2011

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

dick painting by berka13 September 12, 2011

dick smacked 

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.

"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".

dick smacked by Double G Dog November 23, 2013

Dick Truffle Hog

Just as a Truffle Hog's insatiable appetite fueled a devoted and precise pursuit of truffles; a Dick Truffle Hog is so motivated by her appetite for dick that she is equally deliberate when pursuing it.

Anytime a female is aggressively pursuing sex. Whether she employs flirting or initiates physical contact; a Dick Truffle Hog is a woman on a mission to get laid. She only has one thing on her mind and she will aggressively pursue it to the end.

Dick Truffle Hog by theMilhouse May 17, 2014

Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.

After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.

Dick Math by Mortadella May 14, 2014