dick trail

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.

Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!

by freshfighter9 March 7, 2009

dick mime

a girl who when having sexual intercourse has lots of facial expression and no sound

1.definetly not my girl
2.she a dick mime
3.stop being a dick mime and yell bitch

by jerry1113 August 11, 2008

duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.

"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."

by RizzDizz February 10, 2009

Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.

"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"

by Dan G. Evans January 9, 2009

Dick's Honor

The highest code of honor a straight guy can give; an unbreakable promise or swear of trust.

Dude I swear she was so into it, dick's honor.

by Stealthspy589 October 22, 2008

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

Raisin Dick

When fucking a girl lasts so long you get a California Raisin Dick.

"Dude, then she clamped down on my dick with her Chinese dick trap until I had raisin dick"

by ColMustard January 10, 2014