An unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. Easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. This individual often inteferes with personal space and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.

Man! Who invited the dick spank from payroll?

That dick spank takes crazy long bathroom breaks.

dick spank by Amix December 23, 2004

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Dick pick

A penis with no girth, so small and thin one could utilize it as a toothpick.

We had a great time, but he dropped his pants and I saw a dick pick, so I ran the hell out of there

Dick pick by dont4geturjackiet March 19, 2017

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dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

dick-slap by eda-skip October 15, 2021

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dick tongs

1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.

2. Fingers

1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."

2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"

dick tongs by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

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