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Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.
by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023
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SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan.

First known usage circa 2012. Acronym used as a quick response between friends.
Coffee 2.30pm at the shops?

SLAP 😊
by brickob3 July 31, 2023
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Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.
Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”
by Cranham February 10, 2023
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Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
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