Definitions by shwank

slap the puppet 

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

slap the puppet by shwank July 15, 2016

peace and grease 

A way for gear heads, bikers, grease monkeys and other folks with a wrench in there hand to say good bye. take it easy and keep on wrenchin'. keep it wheel side down.

It was great to see you brother, next time you buy the beers.
peace and grease man.
later

peace and grease by shwank April 7, 2013